Director's Chair Enthusiast Pillows

"I love my luvvie."

Effects Dept - Ordinary/Special.

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

You can't get what up

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Skier.

Introverted Chair

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Sitting down

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

Liv Ullmann

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"