Director's Chair Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I love my luvvie."

Effects Dept - Ordinary/Special.

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

You can't get what up

Sylvester Stallone

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Horror Film Director.

Skier.

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Federico Fellini.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'