Director's Chair Dreamer Pillows

Liv Ullmann

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Artist and Musician

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You're hired!"

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"I love my luvvie."

Best Special Effects Award

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

Desk Request

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."