Steam Shovel Enthusiast Gifts

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"A little help?"

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Postman in the Snow

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Shoveling Snow

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Man In Steamboat.

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

Old Scientist.

"Kkerching."

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

Snow Shark

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

Farmer's Almanac.

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."