Iron Swinger Gifts

Excalibur Golf Course.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

'One, two, three, four!'

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Hockey Goal

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Monged too much this week?'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Covid Golf

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

9-Iron Man

Kids - who'd have em?