Healthcare Iron Swinger Gifts

Covid Golf

Tool Box

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Body by Jake

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

The Hockey Puckey

'Your job will be to worry about the unimportant things.'

'After our downsizing drive, there won't be room for you within our organization, Holbrooke. However, we would like to retain your services as a corporate clown.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Hockey Goal

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I play heavy metal.'

Thanks God!

Excalibur Golf Course.

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

The Team

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Safety First

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'