Hammer Swinger Gifts

Tool Box

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Monica Seles

I think you're ace

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Hole in one!!!!'

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Thanks God!

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Hockey Goal

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

'Wash balls here.'