Hammer Swinger Pillows

Tool Box

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

Golf Hil Divot

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Hockey Goal

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'