Wayward Swinger Pillows

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Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

"The new house is almost ready!"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Thanks God!

Psychotic mood swing.

Hockey Goal

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Bipolar Bear.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Pissed-off hour.

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Kids - who'd have em?

You are here.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Angry Hour