Wayward Swinger Pillows

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Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

"The new house is almost ready!"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"But I use all of them!"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

Psychotic mood swing.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Hockey Goal

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Bipolar Bear.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

Pissed-off hour.

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

You are here.

Kids - who'd have em?

'You made that divot deliberately.'