Style Swinger Pillows

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I think you're ace

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"But I use all of them!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Psychotic mood swing.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal