Sly Swinger Pillows

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'You're away, Doc!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Thanks God!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'