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'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

"But I use all of them!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Sly Fox

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Hockey Goal

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I hate sand traps."