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"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Lady of the bath...

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

I think you're ace

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"But I use all of them!"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

For sale - Used only Once.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Switchback Playground.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"