Swings T-Shirts

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Swings

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Ghost Swing

Switchback Playground.

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"Austin and I are play dating, but not exclusively."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Elephant too heavy for the swing

Ancient man

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I hear this is a very big swing state in the upcoming elections!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday