Sledgehammer Swinger Pillows

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Turtle Sledge

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Guns/Blunt Instruments.