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'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Monica Seles

I think you're ace

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Hole in one!!!!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Turtle Sledge

Hockey Goal

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Wash balls here.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'