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'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

A man plays golf by the sea

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Moose Paddle Boarding

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

'I'm not even going to look.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Get some paddles, stat!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'