Paddle Swinger Mugs

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

A man plays golf by the sea

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Canoes

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Moose Paddle Boarding

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'I'm not even going to look.'

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"Get some paddles, stat!"

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'