Paddle Pioneer Mugs

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Floating Dragon

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

Moose Paddle Boarding

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

"Get some paddles, stat!"

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'