
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our paddling pro mugs feature witty designs that celebrate their water-loving spirit, perfect for coffee or tea and sure to brighten any paddler's morning.
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
Bitchbark Canoe
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
"Getting the hang of it?"
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
Canadian Canoe.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
"Norman's really into wild paddling."
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
Canoeing Incorrectly
Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
Boating Reflection
"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."
'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'
'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'
Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading
"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."
Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.
"First time paddleboarding?"
Canoes
'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'
Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days
Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1
"Getting the hang of it?"
Canoeing on a Dried River Bed
You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.
Moose Paddle Boarding
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