Paddling Novice Mugs

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

My First Boat

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"Beginner's luck."

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Floating Dragon

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."