
"Getting the hang of it?"
Decorate their space with a vibrant print that captures the excitement of starting out in paddling, inspiring confidence and a love for water sports.
"Getting the hang of it?"
Bitchbark Canoe
'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'
Flyfishing for dummies.
"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.
canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'
'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"
Canadian Canoe.
'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
"Norman's really into wild paddling."
Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.
My First Boat
'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
Canoeing Incorrectly
Floating Dragon
'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'
"Here's a good spot, Hon."
"Beginner's luck."
Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.
'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'
'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'
“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”
"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."
Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.
'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'
'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'
Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading
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Discover our t-shirts designed for water adventure beginners—fun, inspiring, and perfect for paddling novices.