Adventurous Paddler Mugs

Bitchbark Canoe

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'