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'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Boating Reflection

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"Get some paddles, stat!"

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

Table Tennis

"Treat me like a car!"