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"Get some paddles, stat!"

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail