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"Get some paddles, stat!"

Bitchbark Canoe

A vampire in a canoe.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Canadian Canoe.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

Canoes

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Come in six, your numbers up!"

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'Roger, have you been putting on weight?'

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Beaver playing paddleball with tail