Iron Swinger Pillows

Excalibur Golf Course.

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

'One, two, three, four!'

Lady of the bath...

Tool Box

Golfing Bishop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

The Hockey Puckey

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Thanks God!

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Monged too much this week?'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Golfers' Heaven

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

Kids - who'd have em?