String Swinger Pillows

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Lady of the bath...

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Violin Rehearsal

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

The violin lesson

King Richard I

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Hockey Goal

Thanks God!

String Quartet Vending Machine

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

War and Peace

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

Excalibur Golf Course.

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

Harpist

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'