Saxophone Swinger Gifts

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Red hot little combo

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Blues Night.

Hell on trio island