Saxophone Lover Gifts

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."

The evolution of jazz

Music Lessons - Needed

Clown playing the Saxophone

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Real Gone Cat

"Is the noise bothering you?"

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Six jazz instruments.

Malcolm Sargent

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Red hot little combo

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Musicians on a beach

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.