Saxophone Fans Gifts

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Four children playing the flute.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Violinist.

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Team Cello

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Michail Glinka

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

The Ignored Busker

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Felix Mendelssohn