Saxophone Aficionado Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A saxophonist

Horn Section in a Jazz Band

Jazz Bar.

Cocktails on the verandah.

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Woman crying with happiness.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Fossil record player.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise