Saxophone Aficionado Pillows

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A saxophonist

Horn Section in a Jazz Band

Jazz Bar.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

A Fairytale Update

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Fossil record player.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."