Soulful Saxophone Enthusiast Pillows

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Red hot little combo

Tenors

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

A singer being criticised

Pirate King

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.