Quirky Saxophonist Pillows

Anti-Saxophone

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Boptimism

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."