Quirky Saxophonist T-Shirts

Anti-Saxophone

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Boptimism

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.