Soulful Saxophone Enthusiast T-Shirts

Grover Washington Jr.

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Tenors

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Pirate King

Dave Brubeck

A singer being criticised

Little Richard

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

The Ignored Busker

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.