Saxophone Admirer T-Shirts

'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'

Singing bird and musician

Deflator mouse

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

They met at the Met.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Edvard Grieg.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Johannes Brahms

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

The Ignored Busker

Mozart

Barber of Seville

Cherub string quartets

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Nina Simone

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone