Quirky Songwriter Pillows

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Don't editorialize."

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."