Space Saxophonist Pillows

Boptimism

A Fairytale Update

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"No, son. Let him finish."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Red hot little combo

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Man playing bum-note.

Moon's Portaloo.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"