Saxophone Lovers Gifts

"Stop with the heavy breathing man. . . you've mistakenly called the phone 'Sax' line."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Orchestra.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Bassoons.

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Malcolm Sargent

Plum jam...

Double Saxophone

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Red hot little combo

Disease-y Top

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"No, son. Let him finish."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Snake Charming

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"