Saxophone Enthusiast Gifts

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'George said any bull elk can bugle,he wanted to be different.'

Man playing bum-note.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

The Ignored Busker

Marketed music.

The Saxophonist

Double Saxophone

Live performances only - no downloads available.

Cat and mouse

"I'm giving up howling all night on the back fence...I play the saxophone now."

Deaf Musician

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'The trick is to always leave them wanting more.'

'Organ donation? How about Geoffrey's old tenor saxaphone instead.'

Jazz Bar.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

Boptimism

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital