Saxophonist Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Six jazz instruments.

'...and on Bass...'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Man playing bum-note.

Percy Grainger.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Man playing music on saxophone.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Man trapped inside a Cello

'Oi! Are you looking at my bird?'

Radiator jazz player

Singing bird and musician

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

A saxophonist

Busker with a Card Machine

Musician filling a hot air balloon.

"My snake is into contemporary music."

Stan Getz

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Have a very jazzy Christmas

The Saxophonist

"This next tune is entitled 'Trumpology' where I'll attempt some embarrassing improvisation."

Red hot little combo

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

A Fairytale Update

Double Saxophone

Jazz Bar.