Saxophone Gifts

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Percy Grainger.

Man playing bum-note.

Marketed music.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Man playing music on saxophone.'

The Ignored Busker

Saxophone Player.

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

"Stop with the heavy breathing man. . . you've mistakenly called the phone 'Sax' line."

Hell on trio island

"My snake is into contemporary music."

Stan Getz

Looking for a cool cat.

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Double Saxophone

Grover Washington Jr.

Saxophonist

Music Lessons - Needed

Saxophone summoning.

Blues Night.

The evolution of jazz

Boptimism

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'