Saxophone Fan Gifts

Percy Grainger.

Omaha's voice of reason.

Blues Night.

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Romantic Violinist.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Elton John'

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

Claudio Monteverdi

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Sheep of the 1970's

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Aaron Copland.

Clown playing the Saxophone

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Cleaner and sculpture