Sax Fan Gifts

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Jimi Hendrix.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Michail Glinka

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Raging Bull on Ice

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Blues Night.

Claudio Monteverdi

Penguins - one is skating.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

White Wine on Ice!

Percy Grainger.

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Follow Your Quiff

Keith Richards