Sporty Spandex Fans Gifts

Ladies in Lycra

On the back of the t-shirt...

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm in for observation."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Men's Parallel Bars

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Missing You#2

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Teacher teaching beam technique to students, girl with dunces hat and leg cast.

Let me guess...A sausage Roll?

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Gym Kids

"I understand she's been training in China.''

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

Man reading a yoga book while standing on his head.