Comedian In Spandex Gifts

On the back of the t-shirt...

"1-1"

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

The Hockey Puckey

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Two piece outfits only.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

I love hockey!

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Oh this, this is in case I see a rabbit on the fairway."

Cupid shoots a guy 3 times...'The other two are for the labor pains you're going to cause her!'

'You got haberdashed!'

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

Birthday Suit Alterations