Comedian In Spandex Prints

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"1-1"

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Two piece outfits only.

Unsuitable clothing.

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Oh this, this is in case I see a rabbit on the fairway."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Cupid shoots a guy 3 times...'The other two are for the labor pains you're going to cause her!'

I love hockey!

'You got haberdashed!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"