Comedian In Scrubs Gifts

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'

Golfing Boss

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'What's holding him up?'

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'