Fashionista In Scrubs Gifts

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Elvis Presley.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Any musical requests? !

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"Darling, it's so this season."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Let me remind you all of the policy against dressing provocatively, and yes, we're referring to what you wore last Tuesday, Don."

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

'Now, that's just my luck! I show up at this restaurant for the first time wearing a red shirt and you run out of tomato sauce!'

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

"Excuse me. I can't find the camouflage clothing."

Seasons.